heron
Age : 39
Registration date : 2008-08-30
Number of posts : 133
Location : Heaven
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best pet: Dinosaur
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 Subject: You sad??!! Let's laugh.....  Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:00 pm |
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The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Teacher: Billy, name two pronouns.
Billy: Who, me?
Teacher: Very good!
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic lecturer.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the lecturer with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
 
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Philosophy degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
That is all for today
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