heron
Age : 39
Registration date : 2008-08-30
Number of posts : 133
Location : Heaven
Character sheet
best pet: Dinosaur
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 Subject: Question and Annswer!!  Tue Oct 07, 2008 2:22 pm |
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Q: What's a ghost's favourite airline?
A: British Scareways!
      
Q: What's a ghost's favourite food?
A: I-Scream!
Q: Where do ghosts go on holiday?
A: The Isle of Fright!
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
Q: What's a flea's favorite way to travel?
A: Itch-hiking.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia!
Q: What lies on the ground, 100 feet in the air?
A: A dead centipede.
Q: Why wouldn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A: It was a moth-ball.
Q: What game do cows play at parties?
A: Mooosical Chairs.
Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get?
A: Kung Flu!
Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
A: A Mouseketeer!
Q: What do monsters make with cars?
A: Traffic Jam
Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa - baa - cue!
Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!
Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom?
A: I must have left the landing light on
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with!
Q: Do you like to read more..??
A: Just wait for Heron's jokes tomorrow
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