heron
Age : 39
Registration date : 2008-08-30
Number of posts : 133
Location : Heaven
Character sheet best pet: Dinosaur
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Subject: Jokes of the day ....... Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:10 pm |
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Customer:I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work
Repairman: what did you clean it with?
Customer: Soap and water
Repairman: Water was never ment to go near a computer!!!
Customer: Oh. I bet it wasn't the water that caused the problem...it was when i put it in the spin dryer!!!
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The man said, "No dear." The women said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would" Then the women asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the women asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."
are not you satisfied?
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ambhcoco
Age : 44
Registration date : 2008-09-14
Number of posts : 7
Location : syria
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Subject: Re: Jokes of the day ....... Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:50 pm |
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Hi Heron thanks a lot for this very fine jokes espially the second one . I did like this |
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