heron
Age : 39
Registration date : 2008-08-30
Number of posts : 133
Location : Heaven
Character sheet
best pet: Dinosaur
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 Subject: Would you please smile!?  Fri Oct 31, 2008 6:13 am |
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Smile
A man in the library: "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I've ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
Librarian: "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."
Psychiatrist: What's wrong with your brother?
Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?
Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs
Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.
Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.
What do you call a sleeping bull
A bull-dozer.
Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
To the retail store.
When do you stop at GREEN and go at RED?
When you're eating a watermelon!</SPAN>
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
Teacher:What are some products of the West Indies?
Student:I don't know.
Teacher:Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student:We borrow it from our neighbor.</SPAN>
Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student:No, he did it all by himself.
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A:Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B:Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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Patient:Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor:Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
Customer:Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter:Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.</SPAN>
Customer:Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress:Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.</SPAN>
PUPIL:"Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?"
TEACHER:"Of course not."
PUPIL:"Good, because I haven’t done my homework."
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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.</SPAN>
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.</SPAN>
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!</SPAN>
The girl asked her boyfriend, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
"Sure," replied her boyfriend "What's your phone number?"
Teacher: Johnny, what are you doing under the table?br>Johnny: You told us to read Jekyll and Hide.
Fred: My girlfriend is one of twins.
Brian: How can you tell them apart?
Fred: It's easy, her brother's got a beard.
Did you smile??!!!!!!!!
No?  then you are  abnormal
regards</SPAN> |
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cuty
Age : 34
Registration date : 2008-08-31
Number of posts : 51
Location :
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| Subject: Re: Would you please smile!? Sat Nov 01, 2008 11:47 am |
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