What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.
The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
(8-) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
(9)Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making himoffer free coffee to him till the end of the
century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.

Age : 34 Registration date : 2008-08-31 Number of posts : 51 Location :

hahahahaha lol!

amazing
Ineed you to post all the jokes you have concerning this plz Twisted Evil

Hi, What do you mean by this Cuty.
I didn't understand!

This is a good one, and we may expect more of them.
Keep up the good work Heron.