You Know You've Been Online Too Long If:

Subject: You Know You've Been Online Too Long If: Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:37 am

You Know You've Been Online Too Long If:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud.

3. You find yourself trying to cock your head 90 degrees when you
smile.

4. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your
significant other.

5. You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang
out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. If you are male and see a female in the "Real" world that you wish
to meet, your first thought is to IM her.

8. If you are female and you see a male in the "Real" world that you
wish
to meet, your first thought is that you wish he'd IM you.

9. You don't understand the humor in the above mentioned #7 and #8
since the "real" world is at your fingertips.

10. You have to get a 2nd phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut.

11.

12. You walk into a room, and, finding that it has more than 23 people,
you inform management that there is an error.

13. When looking at signs, you wonder why they are always "yelling" at
you.

14. You go up to people you are attracted to "in real life" and ask
them for their GIF.

15. Although you don't know what they look like, you become insanely
jealous of people hitting on your cyber-love.

16. You don't even know what your cyber-love looks like.

17. When at work, your boss constantly reminds you that the word I
should be capitalized.

18. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

19. Your spouse now complains of you moving your fingers in your sleep
instead of talking.

20. Your kids are eating cereal morning, noon, and night.

21. When someone says, "What did you say?" you reply, "Scroll up!"

22. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of
the night when your spouse is asleep.

23. You turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know
you're on-line again.

24. You know more about your cyberfriends' daily routines than you do
your own spouse's.

25. You find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when
they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.